
Illustration: “Paradox” © 2005 by Ellie Jane Tull
Ahmed Cohen is standing on the edge of the building looking down through the hundred metres of thin air which is, at the moment, the only thing separating him from something very wide, flat, and hard, not to mention a tad unfriendly to those who attempt to play chicken with it. It seems to him to be looking up and smacking its lips as if in anticipation of a good meal. The course the rest of his life shall take hangs on whether or not the policeman below him, the fat one with the megaphone, succeeds in trying to talk him out of jumping….
“Now look, son, what have you got to gain by jumping?” asked the fat policeman in a nice friendly tone.
“What have I got to gain by not jumping?” shouted back Ahmed.
Ummm, thought the policeman. “What about your life? Isn’t that worth living for?”
“Life? Don’t talk to me about life,” retorted Ahmed.
“Look, why don’t you just come back down here and we can talk about your problems?” pleaded the policeman.
“Believe me, no one can solve my problems. I’m a Physical Impossibility,” Ahmed replied, with a hint of ironic pride.
“Why don’t you give it a try?” suggested the policeman, unconvincingly.
Ahmed seemed to think about this for a minute or so, and then looked down again at all that oxygen between him and the horribly messy death which might await him. He seemed to come to a decision.
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