Richard Nixon Was Right

6/2/2005

They called President Nixon “paranoid” when he said there were people in the FBI who were out to get him. But with the recent uncorking of No. 2 FBI honcho Mark Felt as “Deep Throat”, we can once again confidentally assert the following maxim:

Just because you fear people are coming to get you, doesn’t mean they aren’t!

Words to live by, indeed.

Of course, when we say “people”, we really mean “aliens”. And when we say “fear”, I suppose we mean “hope”. Maybe Nixon will be right about that too!

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